How good could US soccer be?

What if the best atheletes in the US chose to play soccer?  Here is my all-time starting lineup.  I am considering all of these atheletes in their prime, and it has a Seattle slant.

Goalie: Michael Jordan
Defenders: Gary Payton, Ronnie Lott, Brandon Roy
Midfield: Barry Sanders, Prime Time, Napoleon Kaufman, Nate Robinson
Forward: Kobe Bryant, Reggie Bush, Larry Fitzgerald

Relationship marketing

I just had a coworker let me in on a secret.  She says it's relationship marketing.  She says compensation is great, morale is high, it's the future.  This is right after she told me she was upside down on her condo.

How come everybody that is into the latest and greatest for a pyramid scheme is a financial disaster?

Playing with an orchestra

I plan on masterring the didgeridoo.  After that, I'll start a band and create great music.  When I turn 50, I'll be tempted to play with an orchestra backing me up.  Please email me a link to this post so that I can remember that this is a really bad idea.

Boxes

Have you even seen a box that is used to hold folded up boxes? 
Its sole purpose is to contain boxes. 
It's a box box.

That's cool.

But have you ever seen seen a box for holding box boxes? 

I want in the box business.